it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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