Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's rum buckets o'clock
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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