Taylor Swift is so right about you.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
God gave him joint rollers for hands
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.