My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.