there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in