'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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