Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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