Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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