i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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