I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
