i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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