Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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