Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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