My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
