So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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