Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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