help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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