ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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