yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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