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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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