Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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