then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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