ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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