She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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