Do you still have your period?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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