And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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