Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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