did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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