I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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