in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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