i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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