i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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