Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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