I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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