I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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