Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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