weddingsv make me drug and hornr
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
kristin has been a bad kristin
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
In other news, I just burned my penis
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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