girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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