i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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