I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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