i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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