I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
the day after is always just damage control
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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