dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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