Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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