Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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