What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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