I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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