I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
