yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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