My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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