oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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