After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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