some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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