I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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