If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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