guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Can't talk, ducks in the car
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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