How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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