I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i don't like sucking hair
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
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you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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