I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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